I don't have Windows 7 Stereo Mixer. What are my recording options?

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I don't have Windows 7 Stereo Mixer. I'm trying to record sound to no avail. Windows 7 gives me so much troubles. I hate microsoft for their marketing. I wish they invested these money into making really good products instead of making us unhappy after believing in their ads.

I've spend several weeks researching how to enable my Windows 7 stereo mixer and still didn't manage to do it. I tried to search with google and bing. Here are only some of the keywords that I have tried:

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I have tried every possible driver, but still no luck. How on earth can I make my Stereo Mix working in Windows 7???
What are my sound card recording options in Windows 7 if this is possible at all?