[hyc]

I can't speak for anyone else, but I certainly have no motivation to do anything for someone who makes such moronic demands.

"Please someone tell me how to do this. I'm too lazy to read instructions."

"And I want you to write these other programs for me, just because I say so, and why the heck hasn't anyone already provided me all these things that I'm entitled to as my god-given-right just for existing on this planet."

He doesn't need a hacker, he needs a clue.